Wednesday, 8 July 2009


This blog is on hiatus until we're both settled in Sin City.

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Friday, 27 March 2009

here is the internet - have a happy weekend

Just in case you get bored this weekend, here is a summary of the internet:



jon stewart
see more Political Pictures

Thursday, 26 March 2009

Tuesday, 24 March 2009

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Saturday, 7 March 2009

Friday, 6 March 2009

daily show week in review mar 2nd 09

colbert report week in review mar 2nd 09

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

taste test

Clicky 4 Bigger (okay "Click to see the punchline")

whatever turns you on


Tuesday, 3 March 2009

ante mup - bert & ernie

Thanks to Phill Jupitus for spotting this.

Sunday, 1 March 2009

popular girl

form a queue

daily show week in review feb 23rd 09

(yay - we can see it in the uk again!)

pimpin' for jc

If you have adults "befriending" children, enticing them away for an evening of espresso and fun, then don't be surprised if the kid's parents get a little upset.

useful, but gross

Warning - Sensitive or stupid people may wish to avoid this.

Thursday, 19 February 2009


"Of course, you rarely win an award like this all by yourself.
So I'd like to thank the large team of talented people behind me..."

Monday, 16 February 2009


KFO - Bargain Bucket

Sunday, 15 February 2009


Clicky 4 Bigger

colbert, god of love

Saturday, 14 February 2009

valentine's day sucks

(actually I just wanted any excuse to spoil my wife - so I quite dig today...)

Friday, 13 February 2009

Wednesday, 11 February 2009

Monday, 9 February 2009

not always night

Me: “Hi, how can I help you?”

Customer: “I need to return this d*** camera.”

Me: “Sure, was it not working?”

Customer: “I just don’t want it, okay?”

Me: “Okay. Have you opened the box yet?”

Customer: “Why does that matter?”

Me: “Well, as the sticker on the box says, if the box is opened and you return it, I have to charge you a restocking fee.”

Customer: “Oh. No… no, it hasn’t been opened.”

(I look and the box has been clearly opened, with a torn seal.)

Me: “Uh… are you sure it hasn’t been opened?”

Customer: ”LOOK! ARE YOU CALLING ME A F***ING LIAR? Where is your manager? I spend hundreds of thousands of dollars here and this is how I’m treated?!”

Me: “Ma’am, if you just–”


Me: “Ma’am, I believe you! I will return it!”

Customer: “That’s right you will!”

Me: “Can I see your receipt?”

Customer: “It’s in the box.”

so many more here:

baby go "bleh!"

Friday, 6 February 2009

sleeping with the fishes

clicky for bigger


So, here we go...

Welcome to my world.
Play nice and I'm sure we'll get along fine.


So... what to give you hungry kitties?